*an unbelievably aching back due to the literal hours of walking and bouncing I do each day. With a 14lb newborn on board.
*numbness, tingling, and pain from my right elbow to my fingertips. Not sure how this ailment was acquired, but I think it might have to do with the rediscovered pleasure of sleeping on my stomach.
*bruised-feeling breast bone. This was acquired during an MMA-style visit to the pediatric dentist. I assume the back of PB's head feels just fine.
*a multitude of bruises on my right forearm and left thigh. Arm bruises from reaching in the backseat, searching desperately for a paci for a newborn who HATES his car seat. Thigh bruises are from carrying said newborn in said car seat.
**Cue Eye of the Tiger**
I need to condition my body like a professional athlete. Stretch. Workout. Build up callouses. That's what a true sportsman does and I am up for the challenge. Parenting these little people will not break me down!!!
I will eat right. I will exercise. I WILL PARENT.
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